Nathan Adored

But it is safe to say, we intend to deploy an integrated, multi-platform functionality of all conceivable applications of the algorithm, that we hope will make the world a better place through compression services across diversified market segments.

HAHAHA BUZZWORD BULLSHIT OVERLOAD!!!!

Pied Piper

(via torley)


association-of-free-people:

rtrixie:

thehippieconservatarian:

I work in a government building that literally has it’s very own EPA official to make sure we don’t keep plants in the office or open windows. Both things we are not allowed to do for environmental reasons. That’s actually a thing. They keep the building insufferable hot most of the time, running heat almost constantly. But opening a window is bad for the environments. Seriously.

whyyyyy

Control.

Yup.  There’s grass roots groups like Tenth Amendment Center, and Wolf Pack working to change stuff like this, though. View Larger

association-of-free-people:

rtrixie:

thehippieconservatarian:

I work in a government building that literally has it’s very own EPA official to make sure we don’t keep plants in the office or open windows. Both things we are not allowed to do for environmental reasons. That’s actually a thing. They keep the building insufferable hot most of the time, running heat almost constantly. But opening a window is bad for the environments. Seriously.

whyyyyy

Control.

Yup.  There’s grass roots groups like Tenth Amendment Center, and Wolf Pack working to change stuff like this, though.

(Source: goodbyeobama)


Babies are made by saying a prayer to the elven fertility wizard via interpretive dance. Also, if you have sex, you are the incarnate of Satan himself and unicorns will rip your hair out when you’re sleeping and you will die.

Sex Ed in Texas (via condescending-magical-girl)

Is there anyone out there who can confirm the sex part? I was thinking about trying some sex but I’d like to keep my hair.

(via association-of-free-people)

Irony is that in ancient Egypt, hair was a very erotic thing.  And wigs.

edit: grrr, why is it that when I reblog stuff like this from association-of-free-people it doesn’t quote-indent it? oO