Babies are made by saying a prayer to the elven fertility wizard via interpretive dance. Also, if you have sex, you are the incarnate of Satan himself and unicorns will rip your hair out when you’re sleeping and you will die.
Sex Ed in Texas (via condescending-magical-girl)
Is there anyone out there who can confirm the sex part? I was thinking about trying some sex but I’d like to keep my hair.
Irony is that in ancient Egypt, hair was a very erotic thing. And wigs.
edit: grrr, why is it that when I reblog stuff like this from association-of-free-people it doesn’t quote-indent it? oO